Rainbows and Hippos Rule!

Ah, okay. So before I go into an in depth analysis of my thoughts and what exactly I will post on here, I would like to state my rules for the blog.
Rules? I hate rules! Blast and Botheration this thing is stupid!
Not that kind of rules. Nothing stupid that your teachers would make up to try to bring order in your very un-orderly classroom. No these rules are fun! These rules are exciting!These rules are amazing! These rules do not need any more stupid adjectives and exclamation points!
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Shut up. Rule one: I will try (try my very, very best!) to make this a daily thing. But of course that ain't gonna happen. Between going to the lake where there aren't any computers, forgetting, and power outs there may be a number of reasons why I don't post daily (don't forget just not feeling like it...) Even if it ain't gonna be daily, I will aim for at LEAST once a week. Weekly, I like the ring of that. Oh and if I don't manage to post once a week, it'll be monthly, but monthly just don't have the same ring to it.
Stop rambling! And stop using the word ain't. Remeber grammar class?
Well, I don't like to. Anyway, Rule 2: I will try my best to make this exciting but seeing as it is called "My Thoughts on a Boring Life" That may not always happen. And anyway, I ain't gonna be able to tell what you find exciting soo...
Would you like the definition for rambling? AND STOP SAYING AIN'T!
Lols to the max. And now I totally can tell that I'm rambling and I'm sure no one will even care what I have to say: Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite!


Er... It's 5:30
Ain't that dandy?
ROOOAAAAR!!!!!!